
I Would Have Gotten Away With It
Play the cartoon villain and scare everyone out of Grimsby Manor.
Simulation · 15 min+ · Free
Run the transit authority of a fantasy realm and keep quests on time.

OUR TAKE A transport sim hiding inside a fantasy joke, and it actually works.
You are the Authority: connect the villages, run the coaches and carry the travellers between them.
Every traveller is an errand from a bigger story — orcs building the Dark Lord's tower want a coach home at the end of the day.
Keep the service running and the adventures happen; let the routes fail and the quests run out of time.
Read the traveller notes before you draw a route; the request is the puzzle, not the map.
A short reliable loop beats a clever long line — most complaints come from waiting, not from distance.
It needs WebGL 2; on an older browser you get a apology instead of a map.
There is no failure screen, so experiment with the network — you can always reopen it.